{"product_id":"i-pretend-coffee-helps","title":"I Pretend Coffee Helps","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe focal bead on this keychain features a cheeky to-go coffee cup that declares \"I pretend coffee helps but I'm still a bitch\"—because honesty is the best policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBundle includes a black safety whistle for when you need to get loud, a pink cat-collar bell for a little jingle, and an adorable cat-shaped clip to keep everything together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coffee lovers with a sense of humor and zero patience for pretense.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kittie's \u0026 Bean's","offers":[{"title":"Multicolor","offer_id":47492897734886,"sku":null,"price":8.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/0840\/8550\/files\/i-pretend-coffee-helps-keychain.jpg?v=1774826326","url":"https:\/\/kittiesandbeans.com\/products\/i-pretend-coffee-helps","provider":"Kittie's \u0026 Bean's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}