{"product_id":"born-to-shit-keychain","title":"Born to Shit Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eTired of taking life too seriously? This keychain is here to remind you that humor is the best medicine—and sometimes the only one that works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe focal bead features a cheeky hooded skeleton sporting the ultimate bathroom philosophy: \"Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe.\" It's crude, it's real, and it's hilarious. Bundle includes a retro TV charm that screams vintage cool and a safety whistle for when you need to call for backup (or just make noise for fun).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAttach it to your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a daily dose of irreverent comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, bathroom jokes, and accessories that don't take themselves seriously. A conversation starter that'll make people laugh—or at least raise an eyebrow.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kittie's \u0026 Bean's","offers":[{"title":"Multicolor","offer_id":47492882694374,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/0840\/8550\/files\/born-to-shit-keychain.jpg?v=1774824150","url":"https:\/\/kittiesandbeans.com\/products\/born-to-shit-keychain","provider":"Kittie's \u0026 Bean's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}